Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Nosy Nina 6-3-09

Today's episode started off with Cane and Lily and more newlywed talk that we DON'T care about. Cane mentioned that he knew that Lily would never lie to him and that he just wanted to leave his past behind him. I'd say that's kind of hard to do when your past is getting ready to bite you in the ass! There was a small gathering at Indigo and Devon's girlfriend, Tatyana Ali had a line. 1. That's it. Regardless, in the middle of this family gathering, Nina came rushing in, begging Cane for info on how he came to be in Genoa City in the first place. Devon told Nina that Amber was the one that had pulled Cane to town, and therefore, Nina should ask her. Nina commented that Amber had been rather shady about the deets. Cane told Nina that the movie was about Katherine and that the focus should not be on him. Cane seems to know the walls are caving in on him. Look for Lily to leave him in the very near future once his lies are exposed!

Billy and Chloe argued over the state of their relationship. Billy blamed everything on Chloe and Chloe took it while tossing a few Mac interjections in. No, I am too harsh on my favorite fashionista. She did tell Billy to grow up. She even stuck up for Jill! Then she told him that his behavior his the reason why she chose Cane in the first place. Billy got so angry that he busted out in an Australian accent while mocking his brother Cane. Let's just say my tweetdeck was blowing up! Jbo said she thought it was sexy. Billy could be wearing a clown outfit including nose and wig, and Jbo would still want to jump over her own husband to get to him. Anyway, Billy left and headed straight for Jimmy's and Mac with flowers. The flowers were actually a congratulations gesture in regards to her engagement to Raul. I was really hoping that he would realized the error of his ways and smash himself in the face with the flowers, repeatedly. But no, he went back home and argued with Chloe some more.

We were finally treated to some J.T. and Mac scenes today. It's about time! The PTB have put so much emphasis on Mac's "close" relationship with Kevin, I thought they had forgotten about her close relationship with J.T. They talked about the Reed, J.T. showed pics, and Mac talked about Billy and how swell of a guy he was. I wish Mac would realize that J.T. too is in a boring and meaningless marriage and he needs some action too. Oh well. It's not in the script.

Daniel and Jana were surprised when the real Agent Aucker showed up at Daniel's. They confessed all the the real agent who assured them that he would "see what we can do". Daniel then begged Jana to keep the whole debacle a secret from Kevin and Amber. Kevin and Amber, meanwhile, were hunting down a way to get their side of the Silver Chipmunk story and accidentally on purpose came upon Tommy Lasorda's b.s. radio show. After that, I lost all interest. I'm not going to lie.

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Tuesday, June 2, 2009

The Purrrrfect Plan 6-2-09

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Today's episode began with Amber and Daniel and the discovery that someone had broken into their home and ransacked the place. Daniel knew what the "robbers" had been after and told Amber not to call the police. As soon as Daniel was out of sight, Amber (not being able to help herself) picked up her celly and called them anyway. Detective Ass came over and instead of doing his job, he took it upon himself to insult Amber and Daniel at will. Amber could take no more abuse from the only cop in Genoa City and she was unable to restrain herself from telling the cop that she paid his salary being the tax payer that she is. Daniel and Amber asked Detective Ass if they could have some sort of protection, he declined and insulted them a few more times before leaving. In a panic, Daniel repeatedly tried to call Agent Fake but got no answer. FYI Daniel: The dude is dead! Daniel didn't know this of course, and promptly left a threatening message on Agent Fake's voice mail.

Kevin and Jana discussed Kevin's current mental state and the state of things in general when Kevin busted out and asked Jana if she was pregnant. Her answer? Unfortunately, NO. Gloria and Jeffrey popped into the coffee house to gloat about this or that. Kevin and Jana asked Gloria to lend a hand for a couple of weeks at Crimson Lights. Gloria laughed them off, ever the selfish Jezebel.

Jeffrey and Gloria hooked up with Jill and three toasted to The Moustache's demise. Part One of the Victor take down took place today when Jill went to Moustache Manor and begged Victor to give her a job at Newman. Victor responded by saying "I don't give a damn what happened to your money in that damn bank! There is no room for you at Newman Enterprises." Jill pretended to be hurt by Victor's rejection all the while stalling for time.

Enter Gloria and Jeffrey, who also showed up to beg the Moustache to dig them out of their financial hole. The Moustache was so annoyed with all the unwanted company, I thought he was going to have a heart attack. After telling Gloria and Jeffrey where to stick it, Victor was forced to listen to Jill and Gloria fight like hens over the feed. Jeffrey chimed in to the fight as well and finally Victor's head self combusted into pieces all over the floor. The Moustache was able to get it together long enough to kick the crazy trio out. Then he called Mary Jane as if he needed some more crazy in his life.

Victor met Mary Jane at her room at the club. They argued after Victor informed Mary Jane that her services would no longer be needed. Mary Jane lost it, telling Victor that she needed to see Jack broken into a million pieces. Victor told her he didn't give a hoo and to get out of town. After screaming at him for a hot second that he better not walk out on her, Mary Jane through herself into Victor's arms crying and whining over how sorry she was. This embrace was spotted by Jill, who was lucky enough to get a shot of it on her celly. After Victor and Jill were both gone, Mary Jane had another deep and meaningful talk with her kitty.

Key Point: Mary Jane told Victor that she needed more time to destroy that "blonde bitch" to which Victor responded "You better be careful. That blonde bitch is the mother of my grandson." Does this mean that Victor is okay with Mary Jane taking down Sharon in order to get to Jack? Wow. That is TRUE hatred.

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